16th Mar 2010
We were on safari in Africa and my uncle got trampled to death by a herd of antelope. Now his brother is trying to take over his estate. We are trying to find my Uncle Mufasa's son, to challeng for the estate, but he is off on some soul-searching trip to the jungle. I called him and was like "Simba, you need to get your a** back here, quick" Should I keep calling him or just go try to find him?Is this a joke?leave him in the jungle.Try and find him, ask around for Timon and Pumba.Look for a look-a-like Simba in a bar called the "Embarassed Zebra" in Gaborone. He's in a booth near the back and answers to the name of Kifaru. He is an excellent actor, but comes with a price. There is a critic known as "Kima Kijana". Bring Kifaru the head of the Kima Kijana and he will play the part. But you had better hurry, there's a play opening up and Kifaru would be perfect for the part of Liza Minelli (told you, he's a good actor!)Hakuna MatadaThe hyenas are laughing at you.Well if this is a real story then get a good lawyer and have him serve him then he only has a short time to come back a claim his rights.#If you have any other info about this subject , Please add it free.# |
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